428 Funny never quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Not a single broth brewed… should we file for a name change? 🥣❌🔄😄

  broth, brother, called, cooking, even, family, guy, humor, never, once, pun, seen, wordplay

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  🔥😂 I guess "calm and collected" just isn't in the cards when your brain is doing the cha-cha and your soul's hosting a bonfire! 🙃💥

  am, fire, head, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, never, nonchalant, personality, self-awareness, soul, unfortunately, well

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄

  adult, always, being, chore, cleaning, daily, daily chore, day, gone, i, kitchen, matter, never, responsibility, takeout, thing

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Trying to please everyone is like trying to drown a fish! 🐟🤷‍♂️😄

  behavior, humor, irony, never, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pleasing, reason, social, social behavior

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨

  allegation, allegations, attitude, confidence, enough, fly, gay, gay allegation, hit, humor, identity, joke, never

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess we just agreed to let the magical hot wind take the lead in our kitchens! 🍟✨🍃

  air, air fryer, cooking, curiosity, food, fryer, gadget, humor, just, kitchen, kitchen gadget, never, once, things

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂

  Chinese, Chinese takeout, depressing, eating, expectation, expectation vs reality, food, good, humor, movie, never, reality, takeout, vs

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  "When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"

  2, ADHD, again, appliance, blender, buy, day, even, ever, every, forgetfulness, habit, humor, kitchen, kitchen appliance, never, routine, smoothie, weeks

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When you realize the GPS is set to "adventure mode" 😂🗺️🤦‍♂️

  boyfriend, car, direction, driving, funny statement, humor, incompetence, incorrect, just, malice, never, relationship, statement

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