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"Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"
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Funny never quotes are perfect for those moments when you’re convinced something will *never* happen — and then it hilariously does! 😜🚫 Whether it’s “I’ll never eat that again” or “I’ll never get out of bed,” these quotes remind us that we’re all full of promises that are bound to be broken… in the funniest way possible! 😂⏳🙄
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"Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂" -
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"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂" -
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"Ah, the classic 'Now You See Me, Now You Don't' technique! 😂👻 #UnfollowRoutine" -
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"Finally a political strategy I can get behind! 🤔🗳️ Zero expectations, zero disappointments! 😂" -
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"When you give yourself the 'never again' pep talk… only for future you to say 'hold my drink' 😂🙈🍻" -
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"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'" -
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"Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho" -
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"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂" -
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"Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"
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