130 Funny put quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

  Commentary:
  "True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

  Commentary:
  "When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

  Commentary:
  "Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

  Commentary:
  🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of trying to track down the device that's supposed to track your steps! 🕵️‍♂️🚶‍♂️ It's like a game of hide-and-seek with your Fitbit. Maybe it's trying to get some extra steps in without you knowing! 😉 #FitbitMystery

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

  Commentary:
  "Girl, while you're sliding into his DMs, I'm busy browsing Etsy for a real magic solution! 🧙‍♀️💫 Can't risk losing him to a simple DM battle after all! 😂 #WitchCraftOverRomance"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being so sassy could cost you? 🤑💁‍♂️ Time to trade in those insults for compliments – gotta watch that mean behavior balance! ⚖️😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just describe me as 'Last seen at the fridge' instead 🍔🍟😄 #MissingNotLost"

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