30 Funny rude quotes

• Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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  boundary, friendly, humor, i, interaction, just, mean, means, personality, rude, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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  context, humor, live, living, me, neighbor, neighbors, next, rude

• Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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  expectations, head, humor, inside, looking, nothing, perception, photo, reality, rude, self-image, selfie, truth, yourself

• Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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  elbow, elbows, etiquette, hypocrisy, old, old person, people, person, racism, racist, rude, say, social, social etiquette, something, table

• Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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  arguing, humor, kids, little, normalize, parenting, rude

• I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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• Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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  excuse, excuse me, humor, manners, me, owner, pet, pet owner, politeness, rude, say, walk, walking, walking by

• Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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  abduct, abduction, alien, aliens, dressed, extraterrestrial, feels, humor, joke, me, pretty, readiness, ready, rude, sarcasm, still, waiting

• I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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  computer, experience, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, incorrect, joke, me, password, rude, rudeness, technology, user, user experience, whenever

• There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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  humor, people, physiology, reason, rude, rudeness, simply, sneeze, weakness, yell

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