Funny smartphone quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

  Commentary:
  "That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

  Commentary:
  "I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a smartphone that not only texts and takes selfies but also has impeccable social cues 😂📱 Seems like the perfect companion for those awkward moments when you just need some peace and quiet!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"

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