15 Funny smartphone quotes

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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  anxiety, distraction, feeling, geopolitics, global, humor, information, internet, little, media, much, phone, relief, remember, scroll, scrolling, smartphone, spend, state, stress, stress relief, time

• My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

• “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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  back, bar, communication, forget, forgetfulness, humor, i, miscommunication, never, notification, procrastination, reading, sarcasm, smartphone, text, texting, texts

• The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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  accident, battery, crazy, drop, dropped, era, flew, funny moment, just, mishap, moment, phone, smartphone, smartphone accident, technology, technology mishap, where

• Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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  close, closer, connectivity, digital, friends, friendship, humor, keep, life, media, modern, modern life, smartphone, social, social media, technology

• No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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  attention, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, internet, kid, smartphone, technology, watching, YouTube

• I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

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  children, food, humor, i, lifestyle, obsession, phone, photos, priorities, smartphone

• A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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  annoyance, communication, humor, know, real, shut, shut up, silence, smartphone, technology

• It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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  driving, everyone, good, green, honk, humor, lights, need, patience, people, smartphone, technology, thing, turn

• I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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  assistant, back, call, couch, cushions, here, humor, i, lost, phone, smartphone, technology, voice, voice assistant, yell

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