Funny smartphone quotes

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It's a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I'll call it a smartphone when I yell "Where's my phone?" and it yells back "Down here in the couch cushions!"

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025