156 Funny something quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

  Commentary:
  "I can totally relate to God too – we both have our struggles when it comes to perfecting our creations! 😂💫 #CreatorProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joy of restaurant appetizers! A brilliant invention for those of us with insatiable appetites and a profound lack of patience. 🍽️🤤 Can't we just have a never-ending stream of delicious nibbles? Keep 'em coming, please! 🍴😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

  Commentary:
  "Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the age-old dilemma of being enslaved by a helpful AI versus being forced into manual labor. 🤖 Let's keep our fingers crossed for an AI overlord that at least pampers us with treats and belly rubs! 🐾 #PetGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

  Commentary:
  Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order 💌🚫🤣 Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! 🖼️ #StalkerFanGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

  Commentary:
  How amusing would it be to have a light-hearted twist during a potentially tense situation? 🚓🍦 Imagine the sound of the ice cream truck jingle luring you in, only to be greeted by the flashing lights of a police car.🎵😅 It might just turn a stressful moment into a quirky memory!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

  Commentary:
  🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

  Commentary:
  Cashier: Did you find everything? 🛒

  Me: Did you hide something? 🤔💸

  Looks like my shopping skills are on point! 😉 #shoppingadventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for some killer deals, huh? Better watch out for those cults, they might have some 'killer' estate sales planned! 👀💰 Just make sure you don't accidentally sign up for their next pyramid scheme… or pyramid tomb? 🏛️😂 #EstateSaleGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

  Commentary:
  "Watching that movie was like waiting for a cat to chase a laser pointer – plenty of anticipation, but is anything exciting really going to happen? 🎬😸 #DramaUnfoldsAtASnailsPace"

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