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1 month ago
Share →: Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Commentary:
😂 "Looks like your crazy hasn't aged a day! 🙃🌀 #TimelessChaos"
1 month ago
Share →: If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Commentary:
"Current me looking back at past me: 🎢🤡. At least one of us is evolving!" 😂💡
1 month ago
Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Commentary:
"Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"
1 month ago
Share →: Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Commentary:
"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"
1 month ago
Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Commentary:
"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
2 months ago
Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Commentary:
"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

Commentary:
Looks like your brain's got that nostalgic retro vibe—still waiting for that Windows 95 update! 🧠💻🤣 Maybe it's time for a reboot or a little mental software upgrade. Keep those mental files organized or risk a blue screen of confusion! 😂🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Commentary:
"Life's biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it's just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Commentary:
"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"
3 months ago
Share →: April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Fool application is still stuck in the 'under review' stage 😉🃏 Don't worry, maybe someone will finally hit that 'accept' button 🔜🤪 #AprilFools"