239 Funny still quotes — Wordgag ツ

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

2 months ago2 months ago

My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

2 months ago2 months ago

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

2 months ago2 months ago

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

2 months ago2 months ago

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

2 months ago2 months ago

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

2 months ago2 months ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

2 months ago2 months ago

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

2 months ago2 months ago

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

2 months ago2 months ago