154 Funny still quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
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  4 months ago

  View →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.
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  4 months ago

  View →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
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  4 months ago

  View →: IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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