125 Funny stop quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

  Commentary:
  "Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

  Commentary:
  "Guys, let's get our facts straight before launching our fashion choices into orbit 🚀👨‍🚀 Can anyone hum the tune of 'Space Odyssey' or 'Rocket Man'? 🎶🌌 #FashionFail #LostInSpace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

  Commentary:
  "Netflix, are you spying on me or what? 🕵️‍♂️ Not even my mom keeps track of my laundry progress! 🧺 Maybe the real binge-watching challenge is not finishing a series but finishing the laundry… 🤔🧦 #LaundryDayDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

  Commentary:
  "Well, well, well, look who's a pro at ignoring calls! 📵 Maybe we should nominate you for the 'Avoiding Calls Champion' title! 😂 Who needs a voicemail when you've got your superior call-waiting skills, right? 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like fatigue is the real superhero's kryptonite! 💤⚡️ Who needs a cape when you've got a cozy bed calling your name? 😂 #SleepySquad"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

  Commentary:
  "Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, self-roaster! Remember, you're not made of marshmallow material – no need to burn yourself out! 🔥🚫 Stay cool like a cucumber instead! 🥒😄"

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