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32 Funny support quotes

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025