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Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Broadcasted on Threads:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Going viral on TikTok:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Just shared via TikTok:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Just shared via Discord:

Salt is just angry sugar.

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48 Funny support quotes

Funny support quotes 🤣 are like a warm hug wrapped in humor, ready to lift your spirits and tickle your funny bone! Whether you need a chuckle during a tough day or a lighthearted reminder that you’re not alone, these witty words of wisdom are here to amuse and encourage. So, grab your favorite cozy beverage ☕️, nestle in, and let the laughter and cheer brighten your day! 🌟

New funny support quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Commentary:
Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
6 days ago
Share →: I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

Commentary:
Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄
7 days ago
Share →: If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Commentary:
Trying the classic "turn it off and on again" even in life-or-death scenarios! 😂🔌✨
1 week ago
Share →: Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Commentary:
When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
1 week ago
Share →: Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
2 weeks ago
Share →: No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Commentary:
"When a waitress believes in you so much, she gives you wings and a wet nap backup plan! 🙌🍗🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Commentary:
"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Commentary:
"Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
1 month ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Spotted on WeChat:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

Making waves on Threads:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Going viral on Messenger:

I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

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