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23 Funny timing quotes

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025
I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he'll give it to you.

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Due to foreseen circumstances, well within my control, I will be late.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
By the time I meet the right person, I'll probably be the wrong person.

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I'm waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025