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Why read the room when you can leave the room?

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

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I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Funny timing quotes ⏰😂 are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, capturing those moments when life seems to have a quirky sense of humor. Whether it’s a punchline delivered at just the right second or an unexpected twist of fate, these quotes remind us to laugh at the unpredictable nature of time. Get ready to chuckle and nod in agreement as you explore these gems that celebrate the art of perfect timing! 😄🎉

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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