45 Funny timing quotes

• Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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  6 days ago

  best, bother, boundary, call, communication, home, humor, me, phone, phone call, reach, time, timing, work

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  3 weeks ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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  4 weeks ago

  career, decade, humor, i, picked, struggle, timing, try, worst

• Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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  4 weeks ago

  absurd, again, apart, Christmas, family, holiday, holiday season, humor, insane, months, people, reunion, season, should, six, socializing, soon, Thanksgiving, timing

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 month ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

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  2 months ago

  2024, 2025, 2026, birth, birth year, born, exactly, frankenstein, humor, i, monster, movie, Nosferatu, right, time, timing, vampire, werewolf, Werwulf, year

• If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

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  2 months ago

  alphabet, every, humor, letter, music, pace, song, sprint, sweet, take, time, timing

• I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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  2 months ago

  best, Google, Googling, humor, i, Italy, money, time, timing, travel, vacation, visit

• The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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  2 months ago

  cold, cold water, humor, jump, late, lesson, life, life lesson, metaphor, patience, procrastination, timing, warmer, water

• All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, born, childhood, family, humor, kids, know, parenting, sense, sixth, sixth sense, something, time, timing, worst

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