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"Clearly, the universe didn't get my memo 😂🚶♂️🚶♀️📄 #PersonalSpaceMission"
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- I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
- I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
- The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
- By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.
- Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.
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"When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse" -
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"Who knew 'brunch' was short for 'beware of surprise texts'? 🥂📱🤣" -
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"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨" -
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"Finally, a way to find someone who won't judge me for sprinting through terminals like it's an Olympic sport! 🏃♂️😂✈️" -
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Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it's definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold -
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"When life gives you lemons, it also makes sure your toothpaste, shampoo, and toilet paper run out simultaneously 😂💸 Just when you thought money couldn't slip through your fingers any faster, your toiletries team up for a surprise attack! It's like a financial obstacle course with a cheeky twist – watch out for those empty bottles and rolls! 🚿💰" -
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"Appliances: Masters of timing and finance! 💸✨ They sense that sweet, sweet tax refund coming in and suddenly decide it's the perfect moment to break down or start making mysterious noises. Coincidence? I think not! 🤔🛠️ #appliancetactics" -
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Well, timing is everything with Kanye – it's like catching a shooting star 🌠 in a bottle of Yeezy magic ✨. Just make sure you're in sync with his vibe du jour, and you might just hit the jackpot 💰. Just don't ask during a Taylor Swift rant 😉.
Top Funny Timing Quotes 🔥
- I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.
- I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.
- The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
- By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.
- Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.
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