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Funny timing quotes ⏰😂 are the perfect blend of wit and wisdom, capturing those moments when life seems to have a quirky sense of humor. Whether it’s a punchline delivered at just the right second or an unexpected twist of fate, these quotes remind us to laugh at the unpredictable nature of time. Get ready to chuckle and nod in agreement as you explore these gems that celebrate the art of perfect timing! 😄🎉

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

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