15 Funny upset quotes

• When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

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  12 hours ago

  causing, choice, choices, diet, health, humor, lifestyle, mad, stomach, stomachache, sure, unhealthy, unhealthy lifestyle, upset, upset stomach

• Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

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  1 week ago

  competition, ever, exit, first-round, first-round exit, great, hate, humor, rivalry, sex, sports, team, Teams, upset

• Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

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  2 weeks ago

  attitude, beef, before, conflict, core, humor, just, know, malicious, me, once, personality, upset, warning

• Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

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  1 month ago

  barista, called, coffee, coffee shop, feeling, getting, humor, interaction, love, male, me, mixed, mixed signal, nickname, say, shop, signal, signals, today, upset, yesterday

• Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

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  2 months ago

  anyone, humor, Monday, outside, procrastination, reminder, upset, waiting, weekend, workweek

• Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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  2 months ago

  cheeseburger, ever, food, happiness, humor, joke, nobody, satisfaction, upset

• I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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  2 months ago

  enough, got, humor, irony, me, never, parents, politics, rich, socialist, upset, wealth

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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  2 months ago

  boy, breakup, contact, contacts, delete, every, game, gone, hangman, humor, letter, name, names, relationship, revenge, time, upset

• I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, city, comedy, humor, i, jealousy, luxury, money, much, satire, sex, show, TV, TV Show, upset, watch

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