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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Shared recently on Twitch:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Trending via Twitch:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Going viral on Threads:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Reported on X:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Making waves on WeChat:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

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6 days ago
Share →: I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Commentary:
Can't decide if I'm more jealous of their shoes or their bank accounts! 💸👠😂
3 months ago
Share →: Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Commentary:
"Rain: nature's ultimate party crasher 🌧️☔ Some scramble for cover, while others do a happy rain dance! 💃😄 Who knew water falling from the sky could be so polarizing? 🤷‍♂️🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how people expect you to treat them with kindness but can't handle the heat when you serve it back? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should start a "Treat Others How They Treat You" challenge and see who can handle the truth the best! 😂 #KarmaIsReal
6 months ago
Share →: Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Commentary:
"Looks like October 31st is not just for trick-or-treating, but also for some ghosting drama! 👻 Better watch out, or they might haunt your dating life forever… Remember, no boos allowed! 🎃😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Commentary:
"Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Trending via TikTok:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Just shared via Discord:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Just shared via Twitch:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Trending via X:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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