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- Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
- I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.
- If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
- If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
- Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.
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- What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?
- They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.
- I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.
- You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.
- A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.
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