11 Funny yelling quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

  Commentary:
  "Feels like we're all taking advice from a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️🤪 #TwitterTherapy"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to motivate myself like the Peloton guy – 'two more Cheetos, one more Cheeto!' 🚴‍♂️🧀 #FitnessGoals #SnackAttacks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone took the whole 'carpe diem' thing a little too literally! 😂🔄 May need to work on those club etiquette skills – reincarnation ain't no joke! 🙈 #YOLO"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal quest for the perfect hot dog at a baseball game! 🌭🎶 Just imagine me, belting out 'hot dogs! hot dogs!' like a culinary symphony conductor in the stands. 🌭🎵 Who needs peanuts and cracker jacks when you've got a serious hot dog mission to fulfill?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

  Commentary:
  Oh, fantastic idea! Let's turn up the volume on clarity! 🔊🗣️ Just a friendly heads-up – my decibel level may fluctuate depending on your accusations. Consider it a crash course in vocal dynamics! 🤣🎤 #AmplifyTheDifference

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

  Commentary:
  "Pressure washing: where water, soap, and an impending sense of urgency come together for a splashingly stressful time! 🚿💦⏱️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe architects should start including soundproof walls in their designs to prevent 'hearing-raising' situations! 🤫🏠🚫📢 #PeacefulLivingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the power of parental threats could extend beyond their own walls and inspire random acts of cleanliness 😅🧹 Looks like the fear of an angry mom or dad transcends neighborhood boundaries! #CleanRoomRevolution"

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