19 Funny allowed quotes

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

  Commentary:
  When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶‍♂️🧩

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

  Commentary:
  "Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s ready to launch a complaint into the "Adulting" department! 😅📝 Guess we all deserve a gold star for navigating this chaos—no manual included. 🚀😂 Remember, the only thing more confusing than adult life is trying to find the "undo" button! 🤪🔄

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "If my car could dance to the beat, we'd definitely be breaking some speed limits! 😉 Who knew good music could turn reckless driving into a jam session on wheels? Just make sure to keep an eye out for those flashing lights while grooving to your favorite tunes!" 🚗💨🎵

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