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Funny allowed quotes

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Men shouldn't be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025