37 Funny allowed quotes

• Millennials are so young because we were never allowed to grow up. Still living like broke college kids in our 40s.

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  3 weeks ago

  40s, adulthood, age, allowed, broke, college, college kid, grow, humor, kid, kids, lifestyle, living, middle, middle age, millennial, millennials, never, still, young, youth

• I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, anxiety, hour, humor, i, introvert, limit, over, public, social, social anxiety, think, time, time limit

• Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, bot, bots, call, dear, greeting, humor, me, message, Nigeria, only, scam

• You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, bad, call, call out, excuse, humor, nightmare, should, sleep, work

• Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, asking, authority, bathroom, believe, childhood, hell, i, life, memory, permission, school, sometimes, spent, teacher, told

• As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, direct, empowerment, fantasy, girl, humor, i, moon, should, speak

• The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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  3 weeks ago

  2, acting, alcohol, allowed, drink, drinks, humor, i, island, just, limitation, love, Love Island, night, only, over, reality, reality show, sarcasm, show, thing

• People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, consumption, dislike, entertainment, humor, i, media, opinion, people, preference

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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  3 weeks ago

  allowed, anger, day, days, difficult, difficult day, frustration, humor, i, myself, patience, people, remind, reminder, self-control, today, where

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