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20 Funny amazing quotes

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap.

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant.

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
It's amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A vibrator is amazing but it doesn't call me “good girl” unfortunately.

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
There's something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can't stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025