29 Funny amazing quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

11 minutes ago11 minutes ago

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

1 month ago1 month ago

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

2 months ago2 months ago

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

2 months ago2 months ago

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

4 months ago4 months ago

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

6 months ago

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Feb 25, 2025

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Feb 25, 2025

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Jan 28, 2025

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Jan 28, 2025

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Jan 27, 2025

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Jan 24, 2025

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Jan 24, 2025

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Jan 24, 2025