26 Funny amazing quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

  Commentary:
  Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦‍♂️💡

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  6 days ago

  Share →: We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

  Commentary:
  I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

  Commentary:
  "When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

  Commentary:
  "Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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