23 Funny amazing quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

  Commentary:
  "When you rock the Monday 'homeless chic' look all week, your Saturday glow-up is basically a plot twist! 😂✨ #FashionStrategy"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

  Commentary:
  "Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

  Commentary:
  "Move over Shakespeare, we've got a literary genius in the form of a Penguin 🐧📚 Who knew they were hiding such talent beneath those tuxedos?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a craving for more than just vibrations! 😏 Maybe investing in a smart speaker that doubles as a compliment machine could do the trick? 🤖💬 #Priorities 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems

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