106 Funny awkwardness quotes

• Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, awkwardness, crush, dating, feels, having, humiliation, love, ritual, someone

• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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  3 weeks ago

  awkwardness, cool, crush, ever, humor, just, love, obsession, over, person, relationship, sex, tried, unrequited, unrequited love

• My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, awkwardness, blair, Blair Witch, corner, dinner, family, humor, role, Thanksgiving, witch

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  1 month ago

  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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  1 month ago

  awkwardness, dating, event, exactly, horrific, horror, meeting, personality, similarity, someone, type

• Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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  1 month ago

  asked, awkwardness, communication, conversation, dating, half, hour, humor, i, just, lady, mansplaining, me, misunderstanding, silence, staring, think, trap

• I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, beautiful, creativity, emotion, everyone, feel, humor, joke, pain, poorly, something, transformation, turn, weird

• No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, ask, awkwardness, back, debt, embarrassment, finance, money, own, personal, personal finance, repayment, social, social anxiety, uncomfortable

• Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, club, conversation, elephant, elephant in the room, humor, irony, joke, room, silence, social, social awkwardness, welcome

• I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, exercise, fitness, hand, hand awkwardness, hands, humor, i, indecision, jogging, never, running, sure

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