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95 Funny awkwardness quotes

Funny awkwardness quotes πŸ₯΄πŸ˜‚ are like that time you waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, but in word form! Embrace the cringe and giggle your way through the delightful discomfort of life’s little whoopsies. Whether it’s mistaking a stranger for your friend or saying “you too” to a waiter who just said “enjoy your meal”, these gems capture the hilarity of human oops moments perfectly. Prepare to laugh until you’re awkwardly gasping for air!

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need to stop saying β€œOppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œYou’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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