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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.
Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.
I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.
People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.
The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Commentary:
"Who knew avoiding awkward encounters was the ultimate cardio workout? 😂🏃‍♂️💨 #WalmartOlympics"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Commentary:
"When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Commentary:
"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Commentary:
"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Commentary:
"Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"
1 month ago
Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Commentary:
"Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"
1 month ago
Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"
2 months ago
Share →: What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Commentary:
🤣 "Guess that's why my idea of a romantic dinner is sharing Wi-Fi passwords! 📶❤️ #WeirdoAtHeart"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Commentary:
"Oops! Guess my 'eye contact' came with a free trial. 😜👀"

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