111 Funny awkwardness quotes

• Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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  1 hour ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cry, crying, front, humor, i, insecurity, least, myself, new, self-talk, sexy, stranger, strangers, telling

• Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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  7 hours ago

  anxiety, awkwardness, bad, event, fear, i, invitation, invited, overthinking, places, self-doubt, social, social anxiety, social event, social fear, welcome, wonder

• Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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  12 hours ago

  awkward, awkwardness, dating, flirt, humor, i, interaction, social, social interaction, sure, things

• I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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  13 hours ago

  awkwardness, dentist, embarrassment, hate, humiliating, humor, i, pants, taking

• I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

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  13 hours ago

  awkwardness, dominance, humor, i, interaction, me, minute, small, small talk, social, social interaction, someone, talk, yawn, yawning

• I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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  14 hours ago

  awkwardness, charm, dating, flirt, humor, i, ID, romance, seduction

• Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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  22 hours ago

  asking, awkwardness, extrovert, friend, humor, interaction, introvert, personality, rehab, social, social interaction, try

• That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

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  23 hours ago

  awkward, awkward interaction, awkwardness, humor, interaction, just, pointless, sarcasm, social, social awkwardness, stranger, strangers

• I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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  1 day ago

  awkwardness, casual, dating, eat, eating, flirt, fresh, fruit, humor, i, know, me, playful, summer, sundress, watch

• No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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  1 day ago

  awkwardness, dirty, dirty talk, every, hope, humor, i, insult, revenge, someone, stutter, talk, time, try

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