Funny quotes awkwardness

54 Funny awkwardness quotes

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

2 weeks ago

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

2 weeks ago

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

1 month ago

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

2 months ago

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

2 months ago

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

2 months ago

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

2 months ago

I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

2 months ago

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

3 months ago

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

3 months ago

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

3 months ago

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

3 months ago

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

3 months ago

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

3 months ago

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

3 months ago

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

3 months ago

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

3 months ago

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

3 months ago

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

3 months ago