49 Funny embarrassment quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

  Commentary:
  "Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

  Commentary:
  "Listening to my own voice in a recording has me reconsidering my life choices and contemplating issuing a blanket apology to everyone who's ever heard me speak… 🙉😅 #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

  Commentary:
  😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic zipper dilemma – to inform or not to inform, that is the question! 🤔🤭 It's like walking a tightrope between being kind and avoiding an awkward moment! 😅 #ZipperGate"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Nope, I totally needed to examine this random jar of olives right here' maneuver. 🛒😅 Next time, maybe we should bring a dancing distraction to shimmy them out of the way! 💃🕺"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dance of domestic diplomacy! It's like a high-stakes game of kitchen roulette – will your mom notice your stealthy dish deposit, or will you emerge unscathed, a kitchen ninja in the night? Proceed with caution, dear dish-wielding daredevil, for the fate of the dishwashing equilibrium hangs in the balance!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic gravitational force reminder to stay humble 📱😂 Remember, even our trusty phones have a way of keeping us in check with a slap to the face when we least expect it! 💥🤦‍♂️ #GravityCheck"

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