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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

3 months ago

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

3 months ago

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

3 months ago

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

3 months ago

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

3 months ago

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

3 months ago

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

3 months ago

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

3 months ago

Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

3 months ago

Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

3 months ago

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

3 months ago

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

3 months ago

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

3 months ago