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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Share →: I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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"Ah, the true 'tinkle of regret'—a bestseller on my life shelf! 🚽📚😂"
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Share →: When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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"When your brain becomes the unintentional comedian and suddenly you're the star of the awkward show! 😂🤦‍♂️"}
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Share →: The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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"Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"
1 month ago
Share →: Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"
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Share →: One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮‍💨 #Bra-dventures"
2 months ago
Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Commentary:
"Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"
2 months ago
Share →: No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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"When your heart cries 'G' but your last romance screamed 'LOL' 🤷‍♂️💔😂 #SingleAndGangsta"
2 months ago
Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
2 months ago
Share →: Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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"Just joined the Witness Protection Program for voices! 🎤🚫😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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“When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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