Funny ghost quotes — Wordgag ツ

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

5 days ago

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

5 days ago

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

6 days ago

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

6 days ago

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

6 days ago

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

6 days ago

After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

7 days ago

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

1 week ago

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

1 week ago

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

1 week ago

Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

1 week ago

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

1 week ago

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

1 week ago

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

1 week ago

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

1 week ago

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

1 week ago

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

1 week ago

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

1 week ago

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

1 week ago

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

1 week ago

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

2 weeks ago

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

2 weeks ago

Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

2 weeks ago

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

2 weeks ago

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

2 weeks ago

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

2 weeks ago

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

2 weeks ago

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

2 weeks ago

I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

2 weeks ago

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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