47 Funny ghost quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

2 months ago2 months ago

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

2 months ago2 months ago

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

2 months ago2 months ago

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

2 months ago2 months ago

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

2 months ago2 months ago

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

3 months ago3 months ago

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

4 months ago4 months ago

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

4 months ago4 months ago

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

5 months ago5 months ago

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Jan 29, 2025

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Jan 29, 2025

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Jan 28, 2025