48 Funny ghost quotes

Funny ghost quotes are here to haunt you with laughter! 👻😂 From spooky puns to hilarious spirit humor, these quotes will have you chuckling all the way through the supernatural shenanigans. Boo-tifully funny! 🎃💀

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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"Proof that even ghosts know how to up their spook game with a posh accent 👻🇬🇧☕️"

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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"Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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"Haunted house: Spooky fun. Structural repairs: Spooky bills! 👻🔨💸"

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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"Who knew 'paranormal activity included' was a selling point? Time to ask for that ghostly rebate! 👻🏚️😂"

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