51 Funny ghost quotes

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  7 hours ago

  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, before, Christmas, communication, email, ghost, holiday, humor, me, much, need, quit

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  2 weeks ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  2 months ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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  2 months ago

  avoid, awkward, awkward situation, event, ever, ghost, ghosting, interaction, past, situation, social, social interaction

• Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

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  2 months ago

  bodily, bodily function, digestion, eat, fart, food, function, ghost, ghosts, humor, joke, just, things

• Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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  2 months ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., again, am, being, deprivation, getting, ghost, hearing, hoping, humor, just, means, night, noise, parent, parenting, sleep, sleep deprivation, toddler

• Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

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  2 months ago

  accent, English, English accent, ghost, ghost story, humor, scary, sound, story

• When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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  2 months ago

  apartment, dark, dark humor, death, dying, ghost, ghost story, haunt, haunted, haunted house, house, humor, i, me, myself, please, rush, spooky, story, supernatural, want

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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  2 months ago

  activity, around, date, death, died, fun, fun activity, ghost, graveyard, guess, humor, idea, people, playful, playful idea, spooky, unconventional, unconventional date, walk

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