52 Funny ghost quotes

• Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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  4 hours ago

  catching, elusive, ghost, humor, i, me, move, movement, person, personality, rare

• Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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  1 day ago

  apology, communication, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, i, interaction, just, me, relationship, social, social interaction, sorry

• Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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  1 day ago

  fabulous, forest, forest ghost, ghost, Halloween, hauntingly, hauntingly fabulous, humor, inner, lost, self-expression, spooky

• A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

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  1 day ago

  again, back, communication, female, ghost, ghosting, relationship, text, texting, time, waiting, whole

• If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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  3 weeks ago

  Christmas, game, ghost, ghosts, holiday, humor, ID, Mario, Mario Party, me, party, play, three, video, video game

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, before, Christmas, communication, email, ghost, holiday, humor, me, much, need, quit

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  1 month ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

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  2 months ago

  babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay

• Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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  2 months ago

  avoid, awkward, awkward situation, event, ever, ghost, ghosting, interaction, past, situation, social, social interaction

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