403 Funny health quotes

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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  2 weeks ago

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• Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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  2 weeks ago

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• If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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  2 weeks ago

  back, cool, depression, ever, got, growth, health, inspiration, life, mental, mental health, motivation, personal, personal growth, recovery, sex, spark, worst

• Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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  2 weeks ago

  always, cherry, dumb, health, health risk, humor, kazoo, lead, lead poisoning, looks, poisoning, risk, sarcastic, smoking, top, vaping

• They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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  2 weeks ago

  apple, avoidance, away, day, doctor, eat, eating, everyone, food, health, humor, i, interaction, joke, keep, keeps, need, say, social, social interaction

• The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

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  2 weeks ago

  acne, body, emotion, enjoy, health, here, human, human body, humor, incredible, oh, sad, sadness, skin, stress

• (Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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  2 weeks ago

  anxiety, app, health, humor, i, irony, meditation, mental, mental health, mindfulness, missing, session, stress, technology

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