Commentary:
Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! ☔️🕊️😅
14 Funny humorous quote quotes
You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.
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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.
If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.
