14 Funny humorous quote quotes

• I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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  2 months ago

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• You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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  2 months ago

  costume, day, dress, dress up, helmet, humor, humorous, humorous quote, laundry, laundry day, playful, quirky, tell

• Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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  2 months ago

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• “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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  2 months ago

  comedy, comparison, culture, different, floor, funny comparison, hit, humor, humorous, humorous quote, joke, let, men, music, music joke, parody, pop, pop culture, same, song, song parody, view

• If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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  2 months ago

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• Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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  2 months ago

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• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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  2 months ago

  away, charts, confidence, data, destroy, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, intimidation, prepared, research, run, sarcasm, say, wit

• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  2 months ago

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• The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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  2 months ago

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• I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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  2 months ago

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