5367 Funny i quotes

• It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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  buy, buying, buying decision, decision, humor, i, Labubu, least, reflection, tough, tough year, year

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

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  actually, being, benefit, crazy, ghost, ghosts, humor, i, joke, know, people, spooky, three, visit

• I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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  12, animal, childhood, cow, debt, fair, finger, funny memory, gesture, humor, i, karmic, karmic debt, memory, middle, middle finger, state, state fair, still, time

• I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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  accent, better, correct, feel, getting, hangup, humor, i, language, language learning, learning, me, racism, racist, Spanish, speaking, think

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

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  chores, cleaning, coming, hour, house, humor, i, just, less, maid, me, motivation, need, once, panic-cleaning, procrastination, someone, tell, visit, visitor, week

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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  Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year

• I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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  1-bedroom, 1-bedroom apartment, apartment, born, desire, humor, i, irony, money, nice, wealth, wish

• Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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  butter, cooking, emphasis, enough, food, food preference, humor, i, preference, salted, salted butter, seasoning, stress

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