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"Filing taxes just got a *lot* more explosive! 💥💣😅 #StayOnTheirGoodSide"
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Funny I quotes bring the humor straight from the source — you! 😄🗣️ Whether you’re owning your awkwardness, bragging with irony, or just being delightfully dramatic, these quotes are all about turning everyday “I” moments into laugh-out-loud lines. Get ready to say, “Yep, that’s so me!” 😂💬✨
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- “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.
- As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.
- “You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.
- My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.
- Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.
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"When your jokes are so remote, they require a Wi-Fi booster! 🤣📶 #NotEvenRemotelyWitty" -
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"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂" -
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"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶♂️" -
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"Oh, you meant 🍂 fall, not 'brace-for-impact' fall! 🌍😅 #Relief #SeasonsChange" -
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"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕" -
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"Sounds like a real *bust* of a night! 🤣🔫😮💨 #Bra-dventures"
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- Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.
- The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.
- This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
- Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.
- I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.
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