2965 Funny i quotes

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need anything from Amazon today.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Funny Quotes Mar 29, 2025

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It's in a banana but it's also the sun? Sure.

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Funny Quotes Mar 26, 2025

I hate the saying: "Get up, the sun is shining!" What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn't.

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025