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Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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Just landed via YouTube:

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Breaking via WeChat:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Reported on WhatsApp:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Reported on Threads:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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4406 Funny i quotes

Funny I quotes bring the humor straight from the source — you! 😄🗣️ Whether you’re owning your awkwardness, bragging with irony, or just being delightfully dramatic, these quotes are all about turning everyday “I” moments into laugh-out-loud lines. Get ready to say, “Yep, that’s so me!” 😂💬✨

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Share →: And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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Passing on the most precious legacy… a treasure trove of digital bedtime stories! 📚😂💻
6 hours ago
Share →: I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
12 hours ago
Share →: And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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Their inheritance may not be gold, but they'll have enough screenshots to create a museum of memes! 😂📸📱
18 hours ago
Share →: Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
20 hours ago
Share →: Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
1 day ago
Share →: Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

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Deciphering Ozzy is a skill I never knew I’d need for relationships 😂🤘🧩
2 days ago
Share →: Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Sounds like it's time to unleash your inner action hero! 😎🍿💥
2 days ago
Share →: I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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Entering the emotional trenches again, I see! 🍿🤣💔
3 days ago
Share →: I be like, “I needed this,” and it’s just me getting drunk.

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Drowning my responsibilities one drink at a time! 🍹😂
3 days ago
Share →: My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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"Story of my life! Who knew weeks had so many surprise sequels? 😅📆"

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Spotted on WeChat:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Spotted on Instagram:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Trending via Messenger:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Reported on LinkedIn:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Just shared via Twitch:

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Spotted on Discord:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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