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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.
A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.
I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.
It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.
Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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3 months ago
Share →: I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sensation of brain cells locking lips and giving birth to brilliance! 💡💋 Who knew intellectual chemistry could be so steamy and productive? 😜 #BrainyRomance"
3 months ago
Share →: I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Commentary:
"Vitamins are the mysterious superheroes of our daily diet 🍌☀️ They're everywhere and nowhere at the same time, just like that one friend who always shows up unexpectedly 😂 #VitaminMystery"
3 months ago
Share →: I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Commentary:
"Being a fruitarian sounds peachy 🍑, but baby spinach deserves to grow up and fulfill its veggie dreams! 🌱😂 Lettuce have some compassion for the leafy greens! 🥬 #VeggieDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Commentary:
"Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"
3 months ago
Share →: Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Commentary:
"Who needs candlelight and soft music when you can just sprinkle diamonds around for that extra shimmer of romance?"
3 months ago
Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"
3 months ago
Share →: She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Commentary:
"Her thoughts must be excellent swimmers, always smoothly gliding along the river of chatter without causing any ripples."
3 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
4 months ago
Share →: Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Commentary:
🦷💪🏼 How about a thrilling date idea? Picture this – you bravely hold hands with your partner as they conquer the ultimate feat of dialing the dreaded dentist's number. 📞🙀 Oh, the adrenaline! 😂 #RomanticAndCourageous #RelationshipGoals
4 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "What? What? What? Oh, yeah…" maneuver – the universal signal for "I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm just going to nod and smile anyway." It's the verbal equivalent of doing a little dance to distract from the fact that you're totally lost in the conversation.