27 Funny life advice quotes — Wordgag ツ

I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

2 months ago2 months ago

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

2 months ago2 months ago

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

2 months ago2 months ago

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

3 months ago3 months ago

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

4 months ago4 months ago

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

4 months ago4 months ago

I need money, not feelings.

6 months ago6 months ago

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

6 months ago

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Jan 28, 2025

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

Jan 28, 2025

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Jan 27, 2025

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Jan 27, 2025

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Jan 27, 2025

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Jan 26, 2025

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Jan 25, 2025

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Jan 24, 2025

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Jan 23, 2025

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Jan 23, 2025