22 Funny life advice quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where questionable advice meets relatable chaos! 🐦😂 #AdultingTogether"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I need money, not feelings.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to be showered with affection when you can be showered with dollar bills? Money talks, feelings whisper… quietly in the corner."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of a toddler… 🧒💭 Yes, you can do whatever you want all the time, as long as you're cool with facing the consequences like bedtime, chores, and a potentially messy room! 😂🙌 #ToddlerWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

  Commentary:
  "Don't wait for the stars to align, embrace the chaos and make some mistakes! 🌟✨ Who knows, you might just stumble upon a happy accident! 🤷‍♂️💡 #EmbraceTheOops"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling optimistic? 🌟 Don't worry, life has a surplus of surprises lined up just for you! 🎁 Remember, disappointment is just another way of life saying 'plot twist'! 🔄 Keep marching on, your next letdown could be just around the corner! 🚶‍♂️💔"

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