59 Funny lot quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  Commentary:
  "Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks, breaking and entering is not the recommended method of getting to know your neighbors 👀🚪🕵️‍♂️. Stick to a friendly chat over the fence instead! 😅🏡 #NeighborhoodWatch #PersonalSpace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of showing love through consumption – a true connoisseur of substances! 🍷😜 Who needs therapy when you have a glass of wine, am I right? Cheers to self-care, one sip at a time! 🥂😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Santa traded in his sleigh for a money-printing machine! 💸🎅 Remember, dear wallet, 'tis the season to be jolly… and broke! 🎄💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of push and pull! It's like trying to navigate your way through a door marked 'Pull' when you're pushing with all your might 🤦‍♂️. But hey, at least now you have the key to unlocking life's mysteries – just remember to use the right word at the right time! 🚪🔑 #WordPlay #PushAndPull"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

  Commentary:
  🐶😒 "My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Honestly, if side-eyeing was a paying gig, my furball would be living his best life! Maybe I should start charging him rent for all that sassy attitude." 😄 #UnemployedButUnbothered

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

  Commentary:
  🔬 "Met a microbiologist once. They're a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?"

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