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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Seen just now on Messenger:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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Share →: Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
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Share →: The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
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Share →: That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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When the universe misses your memo for 'Spontaneous Office Barbecue Day'! 🔥😂🏢
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Share →: Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️
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Share →: I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
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Share →: I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Spreading awkwardness like confetti at a party! 🎉🤦‍♂️🕺
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Share →: The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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Wait, did I just unlock a secret phone-hurling skill? 📱➡️🧱😅
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Share →: Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Why pay for a jump scare when your front camera does it for free? 🍿😱📱
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Share →: I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

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Can't a person parallel park without an audience? It’s like they're judging my reverse Oscars performance 😅🚗🎭
2 weeks ago
Share →: Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

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That's one wrinkled board that's giving Alanstis Morissette a run for her money! 😂✨ #IronyOnAnotherLevel

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

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