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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025