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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

3 months ago

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

3 months ago

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

3 months ago

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

3 months ago

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

3 months ago

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

3 months ago

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

3 months ago

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

3 months ago

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

3 months ago

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

3 months ago

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

3 months ago

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

3 months ago

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

3 months ago

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

3 months ago

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

3 months ago