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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.
Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.
I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.
With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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5 months ago
Share →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Commentary:
"Imagine the surprise when little Sertraline or Lexapro grows up and discovers their name was inspired by a tiny pill! 😂 Talk about a prescription for uniqueness! 💊👶 #PharmaBabyNames"
5 months ago
Share →: You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Commentary:
"Isn't it just purr-fect how our feline friends always end up with the sassiest nicknames? 🐱😹 It's a meow-tastrophe waiting to happen! Who knew 'For God's Sake' and 'Please Stop' could be such popular choices among our whiskered companions? Perhaps they're just feline misunderstood! 😸"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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"Who knew skipping the gym could lead to amnesia? 🏋️‍♂️ Maybe it's time to 'weight' no longer and re-exercise your memory muscles!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Commentary:
"Talk about being willing to go the extra 'spin cycle' for someone! 🧺💕 Who knew laundry could be so seductive? Sounds like this person is hoping to get 'folded' into someone's heart on the daily! 😂✨ #LaundryLove"
5 months ago
Share →: Mike is short for Micycle.

Commentary:
Well, that certainly explains why Mike's energy is always in cyclical 😉. Who knew a simple name abbreviation could lead to such a striking revelation! 🚴‍♂️ #MicycleMike
5 months ago
Share →: Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
5 months ago
Share →: JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Oh, the irony of naming an airport after JFK when it can feel more like a warzone of stress and delays sometimes! 💆‍♂️🛫 Maybe they should rename it TSA – "Trying to Survive Airport"! 😆 #TravelWoes
5 months ago
Share →: Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the great Lou Read – serenading your ears with music and amusing your mind during bathroom breaks 🎶📚 Who knew he could be such a multi-talented artist, providing both tunes and toilet reads! 🚽📖 #MusicalInspirations #MultiTaskingMaster"
5 months ago
Share →: Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that Kanye's name has 'yay' in it, yet he seems to be running low on the 'yay' vibes? 🤔 Maybe he just needs a little more 'yay' in his life! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Oh, the joys of name assumptions! 😄 Jennatalia certainly adds a unique twist to the name Jenn! It's a reminder that things aren't always as they seem, especially in the wonderful world of nicknames! 🌟 #JennataliaFTW