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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Spotted on X:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Funny search quotes 💬 are the delightful gems 💎 of the internet that can turn a mundane search into a laugh-out-loud moment 😂. Whether you’re diving into the depths of a search engine or just looking for a chuckle, these witty wonders will tickle your funny bone 🤣. From clever quips to silly surprises, they’re perfect for brightening up your day and adding a touch of humor to your online adventures! 🌟

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6 days ago
Share →: Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Commentary:
When you realize ASAP doesn’t actually mean "As Soon As Panic" 😂🕒💨
6 days ago
Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Commentary:
"Applying for jobs with a *tear*-rific twist! 😂👕💪 #HulkHoganInTheOffice"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Commentary:
"When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
2 months ago
Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"
2 months ago
Share →: Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄"
3 months ago
Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
4 months ago
Share →: Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Commentary:
"Who needs a mind anyway? Losing it just adds a little excitement to life 🤪🔍 But seriously, losing your mind can be the ultimate adventure – who knows where it might end up next! 🌪️😂"

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on TikTok:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Trending via Discord:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Trending via Snapchat:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

Going viral on Snapchat:

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Making waves on X:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Just landed via TikTok:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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