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25 Funny search quotes

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

1 month ago

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

1 month ago

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

2 months ago

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

2 months ago

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

2 months ago

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

3 months ago

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

3 months ago

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

3 months ago

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

3 months ago

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

3 months ago

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

3 months ago

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

3 months ago

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

3 months ago

Googling symptoms until you cry.

3 months ago

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

3 months ago

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

3 months ago

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

3 months ago

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

3 months ago

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

3 months ago

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

3 months ago