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  • Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖”

  • They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

    Commentary:
    “Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄”

  • My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you’re on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most “regular” words can have surprising meanings! 😉

  • Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a mind anyway? Losing it just adds a little excitement to life 🤪🔍 But seriously, losing your mind can be the ultimate adventure – who knows where it might end up next! 🌪️😂”

  • If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

    Commentary:
    “If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them. It’s like a twisted scavenger hunt where the prize is realizing I’m broke!”

  • The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like someone’s resume is out of this world! 🚀🌌 It seems like the space bar had a mind of its own and decided to take a few breaks between words. Gaps in your resume? More like gaps in the galaxy! Who knew a tiny button could cause interstellar mayhem? 🌠🪐

  • Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that ‘for richer or for poorer’ would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?”

  • I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

    Commentary:
    Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn’t involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who’s got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir.”

  • Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

    Commentary:
    Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?”
    Me: “That I need a new job.”

    🤣 Looks like the previous job was a crash course in job hunting! 🏹 Good thing this candidate is quick on their feet! #JobHuntingChampion

  • I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

    Commentary:
    “Praying for Google’s eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower”

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