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Next time I lose my mind I swear I'm not even going to look for it any more.

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Funny Quotes Mar 10, 2025

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Interviewer: "What did you learn from your previous job?" Me: "That I need a new job."

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025