44 Funny search quotes — Wordgag ツ

In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

1 month ago1 month ago

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

1 month ago1 month ago

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

1 month ago1 month ago

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

2 months ago2 months ago

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

2 months ago2 months ago

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

2 months ago2 months ago

Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

2 months ago2 months ago

Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

2 months ago2 months ago

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

2 months ago2 months ago

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

2 months ago2 months ago

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

3 months ago3 months ago

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

3 months ago3 months ago

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

3 months ago3 months ago

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

4 months ago4 months ago

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

4 months ago4 months ago

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

4 months ago4 months ago

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

6 months ago