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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

That fight could’ve been an email.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Reported on YouTube:

I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

Going viral on Messenger:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Making waves on Pinterest:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Just landed via X:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Spotted on Threads:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Seen just now on Discord:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Going viral on Telegram:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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6 months ago
Share →: I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble art of oxygen-wasting, a truly underrated skill! 😅 Here we witness the master at work, gracefully sitting and triumphantly squandering precious molecules. May we all aspire to such lofty heights of idleness! 🌬️💨"
6 months ago
Share →: When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic shopper's dilemma: when your feet are tired, but your shopping game is still going strong! 👠💸 Who needs a break when you can just slip into a new pair of fabulous shoes and keep the spree alive? It's retail therapy at its finest! 💃🛍️ #ShoeObsession"
6 months ago
Share →: I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Commentary:
"Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have the pizza delivery guy on speed dial? 🍕🚀 #PizzaIsBae"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of reaching your 50s! 🎉 Welcome to the era where your knees hold the power and dictate your sitting schedule. It's like having your own personal knee bosses running the show! 💪😂 Remember to treat them well, or else they might just send you crashing down when you least expect it! Enjoy the sit-down dance of your 50s! 🕺💃
6 months ago
Share →: People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Commentary:
"Seems like your Uber driver has a strict 'drop and go' policy! 🚗😂 Maybe they're just eager to pick up their next passenger or maybe they're just jealous of your cozy car vibes. Either way, looks like you'll have to find another spot for your post-drive relaxation sessions!"
6 months ago
Share →: “What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

Commentary:
"Oh, these tattoos? They signify my dedication to patience and commitment…or maybe just my ability to nap like a pro! 💤💉 #InkAndChill"

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

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Just landed via Instagram:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Just landed via Telegram:

I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

Making waves on Telegram:

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

Just shared via Threads:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Breaking via Slack:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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