16 Funny social activity quotes — Wordgag ツ

Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

2 months ago2 months ago

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

2 months ago2 months ago

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

2 months ago2 months ago

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

2 months ago2 months ago

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

2 months ago2 months ago

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

3 months ago3 months ago

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

4 months ago4 months ago

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Feb 25, 2025

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Jan 28, 2025

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Jan 26, 2025

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Jan 21, 2025