Funny social activity quotes — Wordgag ツ

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

6 days ago

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

1 week ago

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

2 weeks ago

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

2 weeks ago