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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.
2 months ago
Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.
3 months ago
You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.
3 months ago
Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.
3 months ago
I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.
3 months ago