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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Funny social anxiety quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to your face while navigating the quirks of social interactions. Whether you’re dodging small talk like a pro or mastering the art of awkward silences 😅, these quotes capture the hilarity of our everyday social mishaps. Embrace the humor in those relatable moments and find comfort in knowing you’re not alone in the wonderfully weird world of social anxiety 🌟.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

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Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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