I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them. Posted on15 hours ago
The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person. Posted on17 hours ago
If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. Posted on22 hours ago
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.” Posted on4 days ago