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Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

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This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Going bananas on Discord:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

Making waves on Slack:

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Making waves on Twitch:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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58 Funny social anxiety quotes

Funny social anxiety quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to your face while navigating the quirks of social interactions. Whether you’re dodging small talk like a pro or mastering the art of awkward silences 😅, these quotes capture the hilarity of our everyday social mishaps. Embrace the humor in those relatable moments and find comfort in knowing you’re not alone in the wonderfully weird world of social anxiety 🌟.

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FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

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1 month ago

anxiety, fear, FOGO, FOMO, going, going out, humor, season, social, social anxiety, summer, thing, winter
Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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2 months ago

anxiety, asked, awkward, awkward moment, awkward silence, conversation, conversation fail, elevator, elevator ride, fail, failures, guy, hell, hotel, hotel elevator, humor, i, just, me, moment, ride, said, silence, small, small talk, social, social anxiety, talk, today, too, us, well
No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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2 months ago

anxiety, ask, awkwardness, back, debt, embarrassment, finance, money, own, personal, personal finance, repayment, social, social anxiety, uncomfortable
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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2 months ago

anxiety, canceling, canceling plan, honesty, humor, i, introvert, invitation, invited, just, life, love, place, plan, plans, social, social anxiety, social life, want, wanted
Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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2 months ago

anxiety, club, homebody, house, humor, introvert, joke, laziness, leave, meeting, meetings, people, social, social anxiety, starting, thinking
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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2 months ago

anxiety, avoid, avoiding, avoiding people, awkward, awkward moment, conversation, ever, humor, interaction, middle, moment, people, social, social anxiety, social interaction, why
I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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2 months ago

anxiety, awkward, awkwardness, conversation, culture, fill, gagnam, Gagnam Style, humor, i, K-pop, need, pause, pop, pop culture, saying, self-awareness, social, social anxiety, stop, style
“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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2 months ago

anxiety, around, awkwardness, comfortable, communication, humor, quiet, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, thanks
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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2 months ago

anxiety, encounter, escape, escape room, every, funny observation, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, observation, room, social, social anxiety, social encounter, someone, store, surprise
I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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2 months ago

anxiety, everyday, everyday life, house, humor, i, leave, life, people, reactions, sarcasm, social, social anxiety, weather

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

85 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

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If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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Making waves on Instagram:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Spotted on Instagram:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Going viral on YouTube:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Live now on WeChat:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Seen just now on X:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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