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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

2 weeks ago

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

2 weeks ago

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

1 month ago

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

1 month ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

2 months ago

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

2 months ago

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

3 months ago

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

3 months ago

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

3 months ago

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

3 months ago

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

3 months ago

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

3 months ago

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

3 months ago

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

3 months ago

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

3 months ago

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

3 months ago

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

3 months ago

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

3 months ago