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47 Funny social anxiety quotes

Funny social anxiety quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to lighten the mood and bring a smile to your face while navigating the quirks of social interactions. Whether you’re dodging small talk like a pro or mastering the art of awkward silences 😅, these quotes capture the hilarity of our everyday social mishaps. Embrace the humor in those relatable moments and find comfort in knowing you’re not alone in the wonderfully weird world of social anxiety 🌟.

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

2 hours ago2 hours ago

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

2 months ago2 months ago

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

2 months ago2 months ago

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

2 months ago2 months ago

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

2 months ago2 months ago

Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

2 months ago2 months ago

ROMO (relief of missing out)

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

2 months ago2 months ago

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

3 months ago3 months ago

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

3 months ago3 months ago

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

4 months ago4 months ago

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

4 months ago4 months ago

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

4 months ago4 months ago