32 Funny social anxiety quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like the sound of 'Wonderwall' to put out the fire! 🎸🔥🙄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the perfect reminder that introverting is a full-time job! 😂🏡 #HomeSweetHome #PeoplingIsHard"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

  Commentary:
  Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

  Commentary:
  "Keeping your secret safe because let's face it, human interaction is overrated anyway! 🤐🙊 #AntiSocialGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

  Commentary:
  "Why can't more dumb people be shy? 🤫 Well, because then the world would run out of confident entertainers and reality TV stars! 🌟🤪"

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