Funny soft quotes

• I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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  1 hour ago

  balm, beauty, beauty rest, bedtime, bedtime routine, being, care, girl, girly, girly girl, going, i, just, lip, lip balm, love, moisturized, rest, routine, scent, self, self-care, skincare, sleep, soft

• Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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  11 hours ago

  Adele, away, cloud, drifting, fluffy, hard, lullaby, morning, night, sleeping, soft, while, why

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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  3 weeks ago

  childhood, days, died, humor, i, injury, kids, me, mom, once, parenting, pretty, resilience, soft, sure, toughness, walk, walk it off

• If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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  2 months ago

  banter, cause, family, house, humor, insult, kids, playful, playful banter, roast, soft, toughness

• Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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  2 months ago

  bed, blanket, blankets, book, books, care, cozy, forget, girl, hot, hot girl summer, layers, laying, reading, relaxation, rot, rot girl summer, self, self-care, soft, summer, under

• Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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  2 months ago

  cat, comfort, face, humor, pet, putting, relaxation, self-care, soft, softness

• I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

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  2 months ago

  card, clever, comparison, contrast, gordon, got, heart, humor, humor quote, humorous, humorous comparison, mouth, personality, personality trait, ramsay, sarcasm, savage, savage mouth, sharp, sharp tongue, soft, soft heart, tongue, trait, witty

• Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, every, family, food, funny thought, grape, hear, humor, humor about food, imagination, imagine, soft, son, thought, time, voice, whisper

• But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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  2 months ago

  affection, date, ear, getting, intimacy, kisses, neck, slow, soft, tried, whispers

• Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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  2 months ago

  call, call out, day, everyone, humor, launch, little, next, prank, soft, soft launch, stomach, weird, work

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