Funny soft quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

  Commentary:
  Well, if problem-solving doesn't work out, we could always resort to the ancient art of slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers 😘💬 Who knew that the key to life's mysteries lay in such delicate gestures? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

  Commentary:
  "Well, excuse me while I dial up some drama for tomorrow! 📞🤢 Can't wait to see the reactions when I 'soft launch' my call out the 'stomach bug' way. Your move, stomach… Your move. 🤣 #SneakyCallOutStrategies"

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