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Funny stupid quotes highlight the humor in those delightfully silly and absurd moments! 🤪😂 From goofy remarks to downright ridiculous observations, these quotes bring out the laughter in life’s less serious side. Embrace the fun and enjoy a chuckle at the wonderfully silly things people say! 😄🙃

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

3 months ago

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

3 months ago

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

3 months ago

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

3 months ago

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

3 months ago

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

3 months ago

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

3 months ago

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

3 months ago

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

3 months ago

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

3 months ago

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

3 months ago

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

3 months ago

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

3 months ago

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

3 months ago

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

3 months ago

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

3 months ago

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

3 months ago

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

3 months ago

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

3 months ago

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

3 months ago