72 Funny stupid quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone was caught trying to improve their IQ through bumper stickers, only to realize it backfired! 🤓🚗 "I brake for knowledge" may not have been the wisest choice after all! 😆🤦‍♂️ #BumperStickerStruggles

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of forgiveness – where you take a deep breath, count to ten, and remind yourself that not everyone can be blessed with the same level of intelligence. It's like a special kind of compassion for the intellectually challenged, bless their hearts."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like some people have a talent for asking questions at the most inconvenient times! Who knew that pondering the existence of stupid questions could lead to such a hilariously ironic wake-up call? Just remember, even if you're asleep, your sense of humor is always wide awake!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Decisions, decisions… 🤔 Who knew stupidity could be so tempting? 😂 Perhaps the key to eternal happiness lies in embracing the blissfully ignorant side! 🤪 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

  Commentary:
  Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛

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