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1 month ago
Share →: Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦‍♀️💪🍫😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"
2 months ago
Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
3 months ago
Share →: Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Commentary:
"Sweet, but twisted? Sounds like a delicious combination! 🍭🤪 Who knew candy canes could be so relatable? Keep rocking that unique flavor!"
3 months ago
Share →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Commentary:
“Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”
3 months ago
Share →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"
4 months ago
Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."
4 months ago
Share →: If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Commentary:
"Watch out when I'm too quiet – I'm either plotting my grand escape 🏃‍♂️ or dreaming up your demise with a sprinkle of sugar on top 🍭. Just another day in the life of a silent mastermind! 😈 #PlotTwist"
5 months ago
Share →: The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet potato, always lending a helping hand (or should we say tuber? 🍠) in the vegetable kingdom. It truly is the Mother Teresa of vegetables, spreading warmth and sweetness wherever it grows! So go ahead, embrace the kindness of the sweet potato and sprinkle some cinnamon on top for good measure 😉.
5 months ago
Share →: Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the dessert critics strike again, demanding their sweets to be less sweet just to keep things, you know, interesting 🍰😂 It's a fine line between tasty and toothache-inducing, but these oddballs are on a mission to find that perfect balance! More power to them! 👏👀"