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Funny sweet quotes are the perfect blend of laughter and heartwarming vibes πŸ˜„πŸ’–. They sprinkle joy like confetti πŸŽ‰ and add a dash of charm to your day ✨. Whether you want to brighten someone’s mood or share a smile with friends, these witty and adorable lines never fail to deliver πŸ˜‚πŸ’•. Get ready to giggle and feel all the feels at the same time!

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Posted onFeb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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