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15 Funny sweet quotes

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today's tasks.

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
If I'm too quiet you can rest assured I'm in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025
The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025