436 Funny think quotes

• Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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  4 months ago

  food, humor, nutrition, protein, question, science, things, think, wants

• Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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  4 months ago

  again, China, Chinese, Chinese food, culture, eating, food, girlfriend, got, humor, i, joke, relationship, repetition, sense, think, time, today, yesterday

• Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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  4 months ago

  around, everyone, guide, humor, i, job, joke, just, knowing, knowledge, love, me, need, only, think, tour, tour guide, travel, walking

• To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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  4 months ago

  bag, basket, bird, birds, bite, bite hand, box, bridge, bridges, burn, burn bridge, cat, egg, eggs, feeds, fire, hand, ice, idiom, inside, kill, let, list, me, play, put, stone, thin, think, to-do, to-do list, walk

• It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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  4 months ago

  actually, answer, delivery, door, food, Funny, hands, humor, joke, people, pizza, think, visitor

• I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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  4 months ago

  communication, even, humor, husband, i, knows, misunderstanding, relationship, silence, speaking, think

• I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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  4 months ago

  always, dating, gender, human, humans, humor, interaction, little, man, mean, men, relationship, sleep, think, treat

• I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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  4 months ago

  advice, expense, expensive, food, frustration, gardening, grow, humor, i, just, okay, own, posts, sarcasm, think, too, why

• I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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  4 months ago

  deception, hate, honesty, i, idiot, liar, think, trust, truth

• People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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  4 months ago

  humor, joke, misunderstanding, nap, naps, people, productivity, relaxation, rest, sleep, think, time, understand, waste, work

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