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"Level of stealth: bathroom ninja! 🚽🏡😎 #HomeIsWhereTheToiletIs"
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- Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.
- No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.
- “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
- I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
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"Shh… don't let the whales know they missed 'Whale Idol' auditions! 🎤🐳😂" -
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🤣 "Told my homie I was 'going through it' and he just said 'go around it'." Sometimes the simplest solutions are the funniest! This friend clearly believes in taking the scenic route to problem-solving. 🛣️😂 -
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Looks like you took the initiative to a whole new level! 🤣👏 Who knew finishing work early could be so productive? Your boss must be impressed with your efficiency! 😉 #WorkSmartNotHard -
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😂 "Ah, the irony of being ravenously hungry after a dental appointment! It's like your mouth is screaming 'feed me' while your dentist is saying 'not so fast, buddy!' 🦷🍔 Don't worry, that post-dentist feast will taste all the more satisfying after the mandated food exile!" -
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Looks like she took your advice quite literally and gave you a boost in a can! 😂🥤 Who knew solving relationship problems could be as simple as cracking open a cold one! 🤷♂️ #energydrinksfixeverything
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- Someone told me I’ve gained weight. I told them it was for a part in a movie. I’ve never acted in my life. Until that moment.
- No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.
- “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
- I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.
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