16 Funny touch quotes

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025