48 Funny try quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
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  1 month ago

  View →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.
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  1 month ago

  View →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.
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  4 months ago

  View →: They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m ready to try another planet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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