50 Funny try quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

  Commentary:
  "Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

  Commentary:
  "Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

  Commentary:
  “Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

  Commentary:
  "Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you'll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to be entangled in drama! 🙅‍♂️ Keep your distance and let the chaos unfold from a safe distance…preferably with popcorn in hand! 🍿😄 #DramaFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

  Commentary:
  "Goodnight y'all, I'm off to catch some Z's! 🌙💤 And remember, keep the noise level at a respectable whisper…or not, I'll just dream of earplugs! 😂🛏️ #LightsOut"

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