18 Funny virtual quotes

• Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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  2 weeks ago

  alive, app, digital, digital pet, going, humor, irony, keep, mobile, mobile app, needs, offline, pet, someone, Tamagotchi, technology, virtual, virtual pet

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  Someone from 🇦🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  33 shares on Instagram this month.

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  3 weeks ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

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  Someone from 🇬🇲 has recently copied this quote.

  16 shares on Discord this month.

• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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  2 months ago

  health, hospital, humor, just, media, mental, mental health, mental hospital, online, online platform, platform, satire, social, social media, Twitter, virtual

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  Someone from 🇨🇱 has recently copied this quote.

  111 shares on Messenger this month.

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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  2 months ago

  back, break, crash, detox, digital, digital detox, life, media, needs, online, online life, perspective, reality, social, social media, social media break, social media detox, virtual, virtual world, world, year

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  Someone from 🇲🇬 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  54 shares on Pinterest this month.

• Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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  2 months ago

  AI, deep, deep fake, digital, digital prank, evil, fake, good, humor, innovation, joke, meetings, prank, stuff, taking, tech, tech joke, technology, virtual, why, Zoom

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  Someone from 🇱🇮 has recently copied this quote.

  15 shares on Messenger this month.

• When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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  2 months ago

  booger, bored, boredom, cursor, distraction, humor, i, joke, meeting, nose, office, office joke, playful, prank, put, speaker, tech, tech humor, under, virtual, virtual humor, Zoom, Zoom meeting

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  Someone from 🇸🇰 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  94 shares on Reddit this month.

• It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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  2 months ago

  comparison, compliments, convinced, crazy, culture, enough, good, imagine, life, likes, media, online, online culture, people, real, real life, self-esteem, self-worth, social, social comparison, social media, telling, us, validation, virtual, virtual validation

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  Someone from 🇲🇲 has recently copied this quote.

  85 shares on TikTok this month.

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

  5, digital, digital etiquette, etiquette, home, humor, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, mouse, moving, never, office, online, online meeting, productivity, remote, remote work, say, screen, screen time, seconds, stop, Teams, time, virtual, virtual office, work, work from home, work humor

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  Someone from 🇸🇻 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  66 shares on WeChat this month.

• I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, drunk, enough, humor, meeting, online, Teams, virtual, work

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  Someone from 🇸🇪 has recently shared this quote.

  47 shares on TikTok this month.

• Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, comedy, couple, even, fail, humor, joke, jokes, meeting, online, told, virtual, Zoom

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  Someone from 🇺🇦 has recently copied this quote.

  87 shares on Slack this month.

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