Funny virtual quotes

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  5 days ago

  View →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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