112 Funny worst quotes

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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  2 weeks ago

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• You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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  2 weeks ago

  actual, always, bad, bad music, behavior, criticism, ever, fan, fan behavior, fans, focus, meaning, music, music criticism, music fan, music taste, notice, song, song meaning, songs, taste, worst

• Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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  3 weeks ago

  career, decade, humor, i, picked, struggle, timing, try, worst

• Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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  4 weeks ago

  being, day, humor, Monday, record, week, worst, worst day

• Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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  4 weeks ago

  actually, app, behavior, happen, humor, media, monetization, money, online, online behavior, rage bait, ragebaiting, social, social media, thing, Twitter, worst

• Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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  1 month ago

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

• Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, being, being informed, done, ever, health, humor, information, information overload, informed, mental, mental health, overload, stress, thing, worst

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  1 month ago

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• The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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  1 month ago

  40s, 50, 50s, age, being, humor, life, life stage, listening, people, say, stage, wait, waiting, worst

• Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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  2 months ago

  experience, experiences, frustration, human, human experience, interface, keyboard, remote, technology, truly, TV, type, typing, user, user interface, using, worst

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