116 Funny worst quotes

• Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

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• The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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• Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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  conversation, feeling, frustration, game, having, interaction, loneliness, nobody, playing, social, social interaction, talk, worst

• Smithereens is the worst way to get blown.

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  blown, humor, smithereens, wordplay, worst

• Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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• You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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• Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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  career, decade, humor, i, picked, struggle, timing, try, worst

• Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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  being, day, humor, Monday, record, week, worst, worst day

• Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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  actually, app, behavior, happen, humor, media, monetization, money, online, online behavior, rage bait, ragebaiting, social, social media, thing, Twitter, worst

• Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

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  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

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