61 Funny worst quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”
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  6 days ago

  View →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Work is the worst video game ever.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
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  4 months ago

  View →: This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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