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54 Funny worst quotes

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

1 month ago

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

2 months ago

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

2 months ago

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

2 months ago

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

2 months ago

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

2 months ago

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

3 months ago

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

3 months ago

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

3 months ago

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

3 months ago

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

3 months ago

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

3 months ago

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

3 months ago

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

3 months ago

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

3 months ago

Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

3 months ago

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

3 months ago

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

3 months ago

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

3 months ago

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

3 months ago