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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Live now on X:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Funny worst quotes 🤔😂 are those hilariously misguided words of wisdom that make us giggle and cringe all at once. They’re the verbal missteps that leave us scratching our heads, wondering what went wrong 🤷‍♂️. Perfect for sharing with friends when you need a good laugh or a pick-me-up, these gems remind us that even the most nonsensical sayings can lighten our mood and brighten our day! 🌟🤣

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

Reported on Facebook:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Reported on LinkedIn:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Spotted on Reddit:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

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