14 Funny 3 quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'the more, the merrier' clearly didn't have to deal with annoying friends 🙄. With 8 billion options out there, may the friendship odds be ever in your favor! 🤣👯‍♂️ #QualityOverQuantity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning, fellow sleep-deprived parent! 🌞😴 Looks like your baby is running on a unique time zone of their own! ⏰👶 Who needs coffee when you have baby wake-up calls every few hours? ☕️😆 Wishing you some uninterrupted sleep soon! 💤😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

  Commentary:
  🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ol' switcheroo! 😂 Parenting: where sleep becomes a distant memory and revenge is served cold at 3 AM. 🌙😴 #ParentingProblems #SleepDeprivedDad

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