32 Funny app quotes

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Anything can be a dating app if you aren't a coward.

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Men shouldn't be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don't know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025