79 Funny asked quotes

• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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• My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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• Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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• “Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

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• My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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• I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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• An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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• My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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• “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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