44 Funny bag quotes

• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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• Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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• Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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• Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

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• A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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• Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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• Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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• I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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• Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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• And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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