38 Funny bag quotes

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  9 hours ago

  Share →: Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

  Commentary:
  Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

  Commentary:
  When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "grocery chic" textbook look! 🛒📚 Who needs Gucci when you've got Safeway? 😄

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

  Commentary:
  Finally, my "smash hit" career has begun! 🍔🥊😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a well-balanced diet: one chip in each hand! 🥔😂

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

  Commentary:
  "Accidentally? More like 'skillfully'! 😎🍟 #Talent"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true spirit of Thanksgiving – not just a celebration of gratitude, but also a strategic operation for securing the best leftovers! It's like a tasty treasure hunt where the real prize is that second helping of pumpkin pie. So, if you're hoping for well-wishes, better come prepared with a Tupperware and a hearty appetite! Happy Turkey Day and may your fridge always be full."

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