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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
1 month ago
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.
2 months ago
When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.
2 months ago
So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?
2 months ago
My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
3 months ago
Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.
3 months ago
As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
3 months ago
Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.
3 months ago
I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.
3 months ago
Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.
3 months ago
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.
3 months ago
Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.
3 months ago
Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
3 months ago
My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.
3 months ago
I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.
3 months ago
It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.
3 months ago
Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.
3 months ago
I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.
3 months ago
They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.
3 months ago
What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?
3 months ago
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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.