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4 days ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

Commentary:
"Finally found my true calling: forest life coach for squirrels! 🌲🐿️🗣️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"
2 weeks ago
Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Commentary:
"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"
3 weeks ago
Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"
4 weeks ago
Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Commentary:
"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"
2 months ago
Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
3 months ago
Share →: Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

Commentary:
"Therapy bills piling up? 🤑 Just take a stroll in the woods and play hide and seek with society! 🌲 Who needs a therapist when you have nature's embrace? 😂 #LostAndLovingIt"
4 months ago
Share →: Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Commentary:
"Maybe those who love escape rooms just prefer their puzzles without the added challenge of assembling furniture 🤔🔍 #EscapeRoomVsIKEA"
4 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: he escaped.

Commentary:
"Relationship status: he escaped 🏃‍♂️ Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 🤣 #RunawayLover"