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31 Funny escape quotes

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

2 months ago

Relationship status: he escaped.

2 months ago

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

2 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

3 months ago

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

3 months ago

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

3 months ago

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

3 months ago

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

3 months ago

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

3 months ago

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

3 months ago

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

3 months ago

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

3 months ago

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

3 months ago

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

3 months ago

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

3 months ago

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

3 months ago

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

3 months ago