358 Funny ever quotes

• Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

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  27, 30, age, aging, birthday, ever, humor, just, life, old, only, turn, younger, youth

• Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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  48, boredom, depressing, depression, evening, ever, feeling, mood, most, Sunday, time, weekend, why

• You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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  before, enjoyment, even, ever, favorite, funny observation, habit, liked, much, music, observation, replay, restart, song

• Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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  class, depression, ever, gone, i, just, regret, relatable, school, skip, skip class, student

• Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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  bed, comfort, cozy, even, ever, funny question, happiness, happy, question, relaxation, sleep, wish

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  access, app, authentication, Authenticator, download, ever, every, girl, i, job, little, microsoft, Microsoft Authenticator, necessary, never, personal, phone, platform, professional, professional platform, security, wanted, work

• If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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  awkward, contact, crush, ever, eye, eye contact, humor, i, imagination, interaction, just, know, much, social, social interaction, too

• You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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  bad, compliment, encouragement, ever, humor, interaction, irony, know, met, people, person, resilience, social, social interaction, start, strength, telling

• Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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  behavior, car, driver, driving, ever, extra, extra life, game, got, humor, life, risky, risky behavior, road, road trip, someone, trip, video, video game

• Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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  brake, car, driving, ever, fast, humor, imaginary, imaginary brake, passenger, press, side, someone, speed

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