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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Making waves on Telegram:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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33 shares on Slack this month:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

92 shares on X this month:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

Going viral on Facebook:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Going viral on Reddit:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Just landed via TikTok:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

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