27 Funny finding quotes — Wordgag ツ

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

1 month ago1 month ago

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

2 months ago2 months ago

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

2 months ago2 months ago

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

2 months ago2 months ago

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

2 months ago2 months ago

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

3 months ago3 months ago

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

3 months ago3 months ago

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

6 months ago6 months ago

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Feb 16, 2025Feb 16, 2025

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Jan 29, 2025

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Jan 28, 2025

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Jan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Jan 27, 2025

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Jan 26, 2025

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Jan 26, 2025

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Jan 25, 2025

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Jan 24, 2025