33 Funny finding quotes

• If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.

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  5 hours ago

  attitude, communication, finding, humor, i, me, offensive, quit, sarcasm

• That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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  5 hours ago

  actually, anticipation, best, excitement, finding, got, job, job start, job transition, life, life moment, moment, new, new job, period, start, starting, times, transition

• The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

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  19 hours ago

  finding, good, humor, new, new ways, news, procrastination, time, waste, wasting, wasting time, ways

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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  1 day ago

  daily, daily struggle, finding, health, humor, live, longest, mental, mental health, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, struggle, will to live

• The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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  1 day ago

  dating, enough, finding, hard, health, humor, illness, life, mental, mental health, mental illness, mentally, relationship, ruin, someone, understand, understanding

• Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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  1 day ago

  dating, finding, funny story, guy, humor, i, interaction, lived, match, neighbor, neighborhood, once, outside, scream, social, social interaction, story, told

• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  1 month ago

  appear, best, buy, finding, humor, irony, item, learned, lesson, life, life lesson, lost, lost item, problem, problem-solving, replacement, solving, something, spontaneous

• “I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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  2 months ago

  20, finding, human, humor, jeans, luck, money, old, surprise, version

• The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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  2 months ago

  bonus, bonus nachos, buenas, buenas no, cargo, cargo short, chip, chips, finding, food, food humor, humor, i, know, means, nachos, only, short, shorts, snack, Spanish, tortilla, tortilla chip

• Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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  2 months ago

  20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life

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