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18 Funny finding quotes

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025