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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

2 weeks ago

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

2 months ago

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

3 months ago

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

3 months ago

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

3 months ago

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

3 months ago

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

3 months ago

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

3 months ago

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

3 months ago

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

3 months ago

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

3 months ago

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

3 months ago

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

3 months ago

Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

3 months ago

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

3 months ago

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

3 months ago