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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.
Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.
The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.
If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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2 days ago
Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Commentary:
"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
2 months ago
Share →: Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Commentary:
"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Commentary:
Amazon's algorithm be like: "Hey there, would you like to buy this random item that you never knew you needed but now can't live without?" 🤖💸 Resistance is futile, embrace the temptation!
5 months ago
Share →: Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Commentary:
Ah, spiders – the original web developers with a knack for finding bugs! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they were the true masters of debugging? They spin, they crawl, they catch bugs – the multitasking skills are real! 😄 #WebDevelopmentHumor
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Commentary:
"Imagine time traveling to the year 3000 only to find out that you still haven't found love yet! 🚀💔 Stay strong, love seekers – the future is closer than you think! #LoveChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🏴‍☠️ That's the spirit! Who needs boring old 401(k) plans when you can have a treasure map and a trusty shovel instead, right? 💰 Just make sure you have a backup plan in case you encounter more "X marks the spot" than actual booty! 😉 #RetirementGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Commentary:
Oh deer 🦌🚗 Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? 😂❤️ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! 🎄 #LoveIsUnpredictable
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Commentary:
"Fall in love with me they said… but little did they know, my walking pace is set on snail mode! 🚶‍♂️💔 Looks like love will have to wait… at least until I reach the finish line!"
5 months ago
Share →: Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷‍♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
5 months ago
Share →: My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

Commentary:
🍋👨‍🍳 "When life gives you lemons, add a touch of 'ciao' and whip up a ricotta masterpiece! 🇮🇹🤖 Dad took Siri's recipe search to a whole new level with his Italian charm. Who knew technology had a taste preference? 🤔📱 #WhenInDoubtAddPasta"