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28 Funny front quotes

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

3 months ago

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

3 months ago

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

3 months ago

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

3 months ago

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

3 months ago

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

3 months ago

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

3 months ago

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

3 months ago

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

3 months ago

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

3 months ago

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

3 months ago

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

3 months ago

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

3 months ago

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

3 months ago

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

3 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

3 months ago