49 Funny front quotes

• What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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  4 weeks ago

  big, boy, burner, cooking, favorite, favorite burner, front, front left burner, humor, kitchen, kitchen humor, left, mine, stove

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  4 weeks ago

  attraction, front, horse, hottest, humor, life, little, modern, modern life, opportunity, tame, thing, unfortunately, us, woman

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, door, doubt, everyday, everyday life, feel, forgetfulness, front, front door, hand, humor, i, life, locked, locking, staring, still, sure

• Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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  4 weeks ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, capable, car, eat, eating, every, front, humor, i, plate, poop, poops, porch, revenge, show, time, wing, wings

• Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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  4 weeks ago

  before, customer, every, front, frustration, humor, i, me, money, never, person, queue, self-checkout, shopping, technology, time, touchscreen, used

• I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, am, back, daily, daily habit, day, every, front, habit, humor, i, newspaper, old, read, reading, single

• I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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  4 weeks ago

  asking, Friday, front, girl, humor, just, longing, Monday, procrastination, standing, weekend, workweek

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  4 weeks ago

  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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  4 weeks ago

  accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe

• ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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  4 weeks ago

  another, casual, domestic, domestic life, door, front, home, humor, humorist, i, irony, life, myself, own, say, self-awareness, surprise, unexpected, walk

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