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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Funny front quotes are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to any space 😂. Whether you’re adorning your office desk or spicing up your home decor 🏡, these witty sayings are guaranteed to spark a smile and brighten your day 🌟. Dive into a world where words come alive with laughter, and let every glance at these quotes tickle your funny bone 🤣.

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Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
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Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
5 days ago
Share →: ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
6 days ago
Share →: If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Into the unknown like a curious cat! Just hope it's not a portal to Monday morning. 🚪🐈‍⬛✨
1 week ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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"Ah yes, the classic 'broccoli deception'—Oscar-worthy performances every meal! 🍔🥦😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Commentary:
"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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When summer turns into an indoor adventure! ☀️❄️😂
5 months ago
Share →: I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

Commentary:
"Standing at the checkout line is like being in a reverse popularity contest. 😂🛒 Those in front are the contenders, while the real winners are quietly waiting at the back! 🥇 #BackOfTheLineForTheWin"

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Live now on X:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Live now on WeChat:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Just landed via Facebook:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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