Funny giant quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

  Commentary:
  "Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

  Commentary:
  🔑🏠 "Ah, the universal magic trick of homeownership: waving your keys in front of a giant house and hoping for the best. If only it were that easy! Maybe we should try waving a toaster at a bank next and see if that works too? 🤷‍♂️😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

  Commentary:
  "Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the subtle nuances of wrestling stage names 🤔 I mean, who needs to be so extra when you're already a Giant, right?! 😂🤼‍♂️ #ObviousObservations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs commitment when you have a giant jar of Nutella waiting for you? 🍫😂 Love that never runs out (unless you finish the jar in one sitting)! #NutellaIsBae"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the brainstorming sessions – diving deep into ideas and cushions simultaneously! 💭🛋️ Can't decide if we should build team rapport or a new shelf first… 🤔💡 Who knew that bright yellow balls could spark such creative breakthroughs? 🟡🔮 #ProductivityinStyle"

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