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Funny giant quotes

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

2 months ago

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

3 months ago

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

3 months ago

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

3 months ago

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

3 months ago

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

3 months ago

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

3 months ago