12 Funny giant quotes — Wordgag ツ

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

7 days ago7 days ago

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

3 months ago3 months ago

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

3 months ago3 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

3 months ago3 months ago

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

5 months ago5 months ago

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

5 months ago

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Mar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Jan 25, 2025

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Jan 25, 2025

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Jan 23, 2025

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Jan 21, 2025