15 Funny giant quotes

• Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

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  6 days ago

  ahead, ahead of time, darko, donnie, Donnie Darko, giant, guys, haunted, humor, Labubu, movie, time

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  6 days ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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  6 days ago

  cast, empowerment, gender, giant, humor, man, men, only, pit, power, right, sarcasm, serpent, smile, tell, thing, us, venomous, venomous serpent, want, woman, women

• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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  7 days ago

  air, airplane, am, box, craving, flying, giant, i, juice, metal, metal box, question, stay, tomato, tomato juice, weird, weird question, why

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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  1 week ago

  acknowledgment, giant, humor, ignore, ignoring, neglect, oversight, problem, procrastination, realization, surprise, thing, well

• There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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  1 week ago

  accident, animals, buy, car, funny situation, giant, going, humor, humor about animals, new, situation, spider, unexpected, vehicle

• If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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  1 week ago

  behavior, funny idea, giant, giant house, house, humor, idea, keys, own, ownership, people, perception, social, social behavior, think

• Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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  1 week ago

  attached, dashboard, distraction, driving, ever, giant, humor, iPad, please, safety, technology, text, texting

• He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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  1 week ago

  Andre, giant, humor, i, just, nickname, observation, own, self-identification, think, wit

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