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Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Live now on Reddit:

We’ve got a shituation here.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Spotted on Telegram:

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Trending via Messenger:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Trending via WeChat:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Funny hunt quotes

Funny hunt quotes bring a playful twist to the thrill of the chase 🦌🎯 Whether you’re tracking game or just enjoying the great outdoors, a good laugh makes the adventure even better 😂🌲 Get ready to lighten up your hunting stories and share some smiles around the campfire 🔥🐾 Because every hunt is better with a little humor and a lot of fun!

New funny hunt quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"
2 months ago
Share →: Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Commentary:
"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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Commentary:
😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"
6 months ago
Share →: What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Commentary:
"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"
6 months ago
Share →: If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Commentary:
🥚🍻 "When life gives you eggs and alcohol, just remember – a tipsy Easter Bunny creates an eggcellent mystery hunt! 🐰🔍 Who needs a map when you have a magical blend of chaos and celebration?" 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic Catch-22 of job applications – it's like trying to choose your favorite ice cream flavor without ever tasting them 🍦😂 But hey, who knows, maybe you'll end up falling head over heels for a company you didn't even know existed! Life's full of surprises, after all. Just keep those cover letters sincere and the interview smiles genuine – you never know what magic could happen! ✨🤝 #JobSearchChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boring 401(k) when you've got a treasure map and a sense of adventure?! 🗺️💰 Retirement goals set to 'X marks the spot' level! ⛏️✨#PirateLife"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Those eyes ain’t gonna roll itself, let me help you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Breaking via WeChat:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Seen just now on X:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Just landed via Messenger:

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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