Funny hunt quotes

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  2 months ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why

• Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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  2 months ago

  anyone, comedy, dumpster, dumpster fire, fire, humor, hunt, job, job hunt, professional, professional word, resume, sarcasm, self-deprecating, word, workplace

• Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  2 months ago

  app, being, dating, dating app, feeling, feeling insecure, feels, guy, humor, hunt, insecure, job, job hunt, job search, online, online dating, search, self-esteem, ugly, using

• What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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  2 months ago

  bear, close, even, food, food source, funny thought, grocery, grocery store, gummy, gummy bear, humor, hunt, i, know, little, live, source, store, stores, survival, thought, where

• If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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  2 months ago

  drunk, Easter, Easter egg, egg, eggs, fun, hide, hunt, knows, nobody, party, secret, surprise, where

• Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

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  2 months ago

  am, application, career, company, employment, even, humor, hunt, i, interview, job, job application, job hunt, jobs, passion, wild, work

• My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, buried, buried treasure, contingency, financial, financial security, finding, humor, hunt, me, plan, point, retirement, retirement plan, security, thinking, treasure, treasure hunt, wealth, wishful, wishful thinking

• Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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  3 months ago

  chicken, food, food humor, grocery, grocery store, humor, hunt, lot, parking, parking lot, ready, rotisserie, rotisserie chicken, shopping, shopping humor, store, thrill, waiting

• I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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  4 months ago

  back, five, humor, hunt, i, love, loyal, loyalty, music, nostalgia, obsession, song, used

• Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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  5 months ago

  asking, awkward, awkward question, communication, conversation, dating, embarrassment, going, hear, humor, hunt, i, job, job hunt, job search, lot, promise, question, search, success

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