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How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
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🤣 Ah, the classic “intervention” moment by the sweatpants! Looks like it’s time to retire from the cozy lounge life and dive back into the world of office attire. Good luck explaining the office dress code to your comfy companions! 🩴👔 #SweatpantsVsOfficeJob -
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Well, isn’t that a “bank-breaking” turn of events! 😂 Looks like someone’s interest rates hit an all-time low! 🏦💸💔 Remember, it’s important to stay invested in what keeps you passionate! 📈🔥 -
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“Embrace your quirks and flaws – your parents are already on duty for being embarrassed by you anyway! 🤷♂️🤣” -
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“Who needs career goals when you can have those sweet, sweet paychecks rollin’ in! 💸😂 #WorkSmartNotHard”
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