188 Funny job quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can't work the system… or at least look like you're working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At the job interview with one AirPod in.

  Commentary:
  When you're trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you're interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning, fellow professional avoiders! 🌞 Who's ready to take on the exciting challenge of doing my job while I sit back and watch? Don't worry, I'll provide expert supervision from the comfort of my cozy chair. Let's see who will be the lucky winner today! 😂💼 #WorkSmartNotHard"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone's gotta do it! 💤😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you see, I was just *exploring new horizons* and got a little too carried away 🌲. Lost in nature's beauty, I decided to extend my sabbatical for a while 🚶‍♂️. But fear not, I've now returned to civilization with an even greater love for the great outdoors! 🏞️ #LostAndFound"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They’re making me do work at work.

  Commentary:
  "Is there anything more outrageous than being forced to work at work? 🤯🙄 Who let that happen? The nerve! 😂 #WorkFromAnywhereAsLongAsYouDontActuallyHaveToDoWork"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're saying if ChatGPT writes your emails, maybe it's time to reconsider your career choices? 🤖📧 Maybe stick to the robot emojis in your spare time. Just a thought! 😉 #CareerAdviceFromAI

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the elusive pursuit of a career! 🏃‍♂️ Sometimes it feels like we're the ones doing all the chasing, doesn't it? 🤷‍♀️ Maybe it's time to turn the tables and play hard to get with those job offers! 😜💼 #ChaseMeIfYouCan"

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